Happy 14th of July…
You know what I hate? 14th of July fireworks. Those stupid fireworks that the neighborhood idiots decide to launch off at 11:00 at night when all of my windows are open and the dogs are asleep.
Those consecutive loud POP noises from 50 yards away really boost the morale in my house.
I get up, go outside and look around like it’s actually going to achieve something.
Put your cheapo fireworks away, geniuses. Let my dogs sleep.