I always wondered why my socks slowly begin disappearing–think I’ve finally found the answer.

Spoons, coins, fishhooks, glass, glue, rocks…if it can fit in a dog’s mouth, then it’s probably shown up in an X-ray at a vet’s office.

Tonight (that’s Tuesday in case you’re too cool for a calendar) at 10 p.m., The National Geographic Channel will air the first of a three-part series called “My Dog Ate What?”

Here’s a clip of Lola the underwear eater: