I brought home the best toy ever for Casper: This little stuffed duck that, when you press its butt, says the following: “Aflac…Aflac…AFFFFLAAAAC!!!”

Louder each time…which is REALLY, REALLY annoying by the way. But yeah, he loves that duck. He takes it with him everywhere, and every once in awhile you hear “AFLAAAAAC!” from another room…then he whimpers…then he runs out with the duck in his mouth.

Any bit of natural prey drive this dog had in him has been completely screwed up by a stuffed talking insurance duck.