In my ongoing quest to “build a better Dustin,†I’ve decided to up my workout routine:
Three miles of running twice a week (one thing great about Eugene, Oregon: It has about 600,000 great running trails), and also pushups using this awesome gadget I bought called the Pushup Pro.
Last night, I was just cranking out the pushups–completely in a zone, man–when all the sudden, as I’m on the downward portion of a pushup, Casper comes out of nowhere and walks RIGHT under my face. The result: I get a nice eye, nose and mouth full of Casperness.
It’s not like I could be mad at Casper for nixing my mojo–I had to imagine it from his point of view:â€Oh look! There’s that strange guy who walks on two legs who’s the same color as me! I’m gonna go say hi! OUCH! Why did he just headbutt me?!â€
Big surprise, Casper left the room after that one. I started doing another set of pushups…then our cat Athena started rubbing up against my arm, purring.
Today’s big lesson: When doing pushups, shut the door, jackass.