- You don’t have to wait for anybody to drop a deuce.
- You can appreciate a quirky screenplay like Juno.
- A black and tan tastes very good.
- Those strange noises called music, which come from big boxes called speakers, are quite entertaining, as is the other flashing light box called the television.
- You don’t have to walk everywhere on four paws… you can actually drive.
- If you’re a guy, a trip to the haircut place will cost you less than your dog’s grooming appointment.
- You don’t have to eat peanut butter from a Kong.
- The human hierarchy isn’t defined by how many places you can “mark” your territory.
- You don’t have to get “fixed” a la AB 1634.
- Complimentary dog therapy begins the moment you step foot into your home.