Chuck Norris Top 10 on Dogs

Chuck Norris Top 10 on Dogs

Yes, he’s everywhere and now he’s on Avenue K9. We present you with the long-awaited and overdue Chuck Norris on Dogs list… because Chuck Norris knows that you want to know.

  1. Chuck Norris doesn’t love dogs; dogs love Chuck Norris.
  2. Chuck Norris doesn’t “shhhh,” “tssssk” or say “no.” He merely squints his eyes to command the dog.
  3. Cesar Millan is really Chuck Norris in disguise.
  4. Buddhists believe Chuck Norris has been reincarnated as Underdog.
  5. Dogs recognized Chuck Norris as their pack leader even before he punched himself out of the womb.
  6. If Chuck Norris is leash training a dog, that dog will become a butt-kicking K9 Patrol dog.
  7. Some say Chuck Norris can pulverize a dog bone with his bare teeth in less time than it takes you to snap your fingers.
  8. Webster’s defines the term “Alpha Dog” as Chuck Norris.
  9. It takes more skill, patience and tenacity to chisel Chuck Norris’ beard than it does to groom a Bichon Frise.
  10. That spot you’re standing on is Chuck Norris Territory.
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