Chuck Norris Top 10 on Dogs
Yes, he’s everywhere and now he’s on Avenue K9. We present you with the long-awaited and overdue Chuck Norris on Dogs list… because Chuck Norris knows that you want to know.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t love dogs; dogs love Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t “shhhh,” “tssssk” or say “no.” He merely squints his eyes to command the dog.
- Cesar Millan is really Chuck Norris in disguise.
- Buddhists believe Chuck Norris has been reincarnated as Underdog.
- Dogs recognized Chuck Norris as their pack leader even before he punched himself out of the womb.
- If Chuck Norris is leash training a dog, that dog will become a butt-kicking K9 Patrol dog.
- Some say Chuck Norris can pulverize a dog bone with his bare teeth in less time than it takes you to snap your fingers.
- Webster’s defines the term “Alpha Dog” as Chuck Norris.
- It takes more skill, patience and tenacity to chisel Chuck Norris’ beard than it does to groom a Bichon Frise.
- That spot you’re standing on is Chuck Norris Territory.