Feet: Built-in Dog Treats at the Bottom of Your Legs

A nightly ritual is about to commence:

 Stage 1: Usually, I’m getting some late-night work finished. I feel a cold nose pressing against my foot…

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Stage 2: The perpetrator digs in–he begins by licking the bottom of my big/giant/grotesque foot.

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Stage 3: Unbridled licking. In fact, the perp is having such a good time, a nearby onlooker begins to question the value of her chewstick.

Note: With that fat, wet, floppy tongue on my foot, it’s getting MUCH harder for me to concentrate on my work.

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 Stage 4: Pure chaos ensues. Hide the women and children and cover your feet with socks immediately. YOUR feet could be next!

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