In my mind, when it comes to inventions, there are two catagories–“Why didn’t I think of that?”  and “Who the hell thought of THAT?”

I’m gonna go ahead and put this one in Column B:

That’s right…it’s the wearable dog house. The patent for the wearable dog house was filed in 1994, and obviously, this thing has just flown off the shelves ever since. I can’t even go down the street to check my mail without seeing a guy wearing his German Shepherd.

Mind the sarcasm. I’m just jealous.