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When Dog Inventions Go Terribly Wrong
By Dustin Vissering
In my mind, when it comes to inventions, there are two catagories–”Why didn’t I think of that?” and “Who the hell thought of THAT?”
I’m gonna go ahead and put this one in Column B:
That’s right…it’s the wearable dog house. The patent for the wearable dog house was filed in 1994, and obviously, this thing has just flown off the shelves ever since. I can’t even go down the street to check my mail without seeing a guy wearing his German Shepherd.
Mind the sarcasm. I’m just jealous.
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As long as I get to customize it with Fido’s name, I’m down for this particular accessory….
I don’t think I can carry my 94lb boxer in it, I think he will have to carry me in it…haha
Holy moly, 94lbs! I think it would look quite swell if he carried you!
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