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Dog Toy Graveyard: Viewer Discretion Advised
By Dustin Vissering
Casper’s been on a rampage lately: Oversized hot dogs, green sheep, mini monkeys, and squirrels are completely defenseless as soon as our fearless Corgimo tastes that sweet squeak toy stuffing:
 This used to be a hot dog Halloween costume–now it’s just two saggy buns and a sorry excuse for a condiment. Have you ever seen a dog play with stuffed mustard? I have…and it ain’t pretty.
 This may be the saddest victim of all. Mr. Monkey is about a big as two quarters and was 99% decapitated in under a minute.
 Green sheep seen severely hemorrhaging stuffing and a squeaker.
One squirrel minus two ears. Of all the toys here, this guy held up the longest by far–more than a year. His two stuffed squirrel brothers live on to tell his story.Â
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O.M.G. How horrifying when documented by pictures!
LOL! Beary and Casper are one and the same! Beary just decapitated his brand new birthday duck in less than a few days. Boys will be boys!
Did Tako help with any of this? This looks very similar to her own handy work.
Believe it or not, this was all Casper! He’s been on the warpath lately…maybe Tako gave him a few tips?